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battroid:

if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry

sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person

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centipedophile:

kurtsass:

it’s 2013 why don’t legs shave themselves 

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excuse you

How to break up with someone

  • You: Your ex is attractive.
  • Partner: Which one?
  • You: ME.
  • You: BYEEEE